I need a break from reality… I just wanna live in the fantasy world for a moment or two!
I love it when I’m in moderate volume of traffic on the hwy and the person in front of me has pushed their brakes about five times and I have yet to push on mine once! Moral of the story: LEARN HOW TO DRIVE PEOPLE!!!…….
Everyone around me is getting engaged! Boonersss for happily engaged people! Haha
I wanna go on a hike and embrace the beautiful weather! Anyone wanna join? :)
you know ....
its going to be a bad day when you go to have some cereal in the morning and when you go to pour some out all that falls into your bowl is crumbs……..
I stand alone…
Worst feeling in the world
When you are woken up in the middle of the night due to a leg cramp!! It just sneaks up on you. Usually peacefully sleeping away, then BAM!! You jump out of bed and in unbearable pain! Ohhh and if that wasn’t already bad enough, the pain usually lingers around for acouple days!
Anyone else out there that hates taking showers? I mean… Nothing ever changes. Same routine, everyday! Wash, rinse, repeat! The only thing you have to look forward to is new body wash! This is definitely proof that I get bored way to easy!
6 new followers in 2 days! insert happy dance Thanks peeps! :) I shall check out your pages soon times!
Everyone around me is getting engaged!!!
My girlfriend just texted me saying "I want you to...
jxdopementality: leinylovessyou: I’ve got 15 water balloons ready… I can’t wait. LOLOL
3 things a guy should want to change about his girl is her last name, address...– Kid Cudi via @cwaldo2 (via rachiehall) Amen!
I’ve already been at work for 40 mins…. what feels like a life time …and I am already bored out of my mind!
Sucks on the blackberry! Sooo much better,user friendly and functioning on the iphone!!
You know your life is becoming dull when....
all you have to look forward to at the moment is trying out the new mouth wash you brought last week!
I hate meeting new guys! Everytime I do, I’m always required to talk about my ex and go through what happened and why we broke up! …
Currently watching a “The Devil You Know” on the OWN channel! It’s featuring a man that literally went around the world lying and marrying up to 14 women!! Moral of the story: never trust anyone!
I need more MATURE friends!
So, a friend of mine is not talking to me because I was unable to attend her brithday party this past weekend! Why wasn’t I able to attend? because I had the stomach flu!! But yet, she fails to understand this! I don’t get it, did she want me throwing up everywhere at the club? I was passed out for most of the weekend cause I was taking gravol like it was going out of style! I...
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE JUST HIRE ME ALREADY!!!!!
Awesomeeeee! Lmaooo →
daliadean: These are from a book called “Disorder in the American Courts”, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing…
I don’t get why people call my house line and when I answer, ask if I’m home! Clearly I am since you are having a conversation with me!…. Foolsssss
Is it just me,
Or is there no way you can ask a fellow tumblr(er) a question when on the iPhone app?…
I need to get me some new friends! enuff said
I need to watch more tv!
Charlie Sheen is coming to Toronto and I find out after all the tickets are sold out!…. Ahhhhhhh
76er asked: Assistant eh, i like the sound of that :p
I need more understanding friends!
Not feeling well and have to tell a friend that I am no longer able to attend her birthday party tonight!… Let the drama begin!
Baking birthday cupcakes for a friend! I’m awesome! :) pats shoulder
It when I’m at the gym and just when my energy level is decreasing an awesome song comes on from my iPod shuffle list!!! It just picks me right back up and keeps me going for atleast another easy 15mins!!
Everywhere I go, I always see girls not any older then 15 walking around half naked!!! These girls need to put down the makeup and pick up a book!! I don’t need/want to see your thongs, ass cracks, stomachs and cleavage! I swear, I was still playing at the playground when I was their age! It only scares me to think what these girls are gonna be like when they grow up!!
I hate it when....
I’m compared to other peoples children! I don’t care how much they’ve achieved or didn’t achieve! I am who I am. I will excel when it’s my turn! Everything happens when it’s supposed to! Everyone takes different paths in life, that leads them to different results!
Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil!
It’s not even 9pm on a Sunday night and I’m having such a hard time staying awake! God I’m getting old!
It's called common curtsey!!!
Currently, sitting at a coffee house and the 4 girls behide me are so rude and obnoxious! Why must they chew they’re gum so loud! Arghhhh!